Top 10 Things You Shouldn’t Ask Your Flight Attendant

Posted on May 26, 2009 by David Goodlin - Online Marketing Coordinator

Flying can be uncomfortable. It can get even more uncomfortable when you ask your flight attendant the wrong question on a flight. I’ve made a list to make your travels a little bit easier.

1) Can 2 easily fit in the lavatory?flight attendant

2) Why does first class end in a$$?

3) Where do you keep the duct tape?

4) Where does it go when you flush?

5) Is there an air nozzle setting between baby fart and hurricane wind?

6) Where are all the snakes?

7) What’s the cover to get in to the mile high club?

8) How are we dodging all the clouds?

9) What time do we stop at the Skymall?

10) Does the smoke detector detect all types of smoke?

image by: Allerina & GlenMaclarty @ flickr.com

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  1. Hilariously entertaining information! I’d love to just ask a few of those questions on my long flight to Beijing. Just for fun…

    Kim Hartman

    26 May 09 at 7:24 pm

  2. This may be one of the lamest lists I’ve ever seen. The only ones that are remotely funny are numbers 6 and 9. The rest are absurdly stupid. If you don’t know what a derp is… Reference rob schneider or the new chef on south park, mr derp.

    Rag

    27 May 09 at 3:16 pm

  3. Can’t wait to fly again and ask number 7. Great job on the list. Gave me my laugh for the day.

    PHG

    2 Jun 09 at 5:49 pm

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