La Tomatina is creepin’ up on us, so you know i’m starting to harvest. Now I’ve never personally been to this spaghetti sauce makin’ street magic event before, but I have my tomato strategy put together.

I wouldn’t just grab any tomatoes… I’ve got an arsenal picked that is sure to wreck.

Check out my weapon selections:

• Better Boy VFN: The giant round red fruit that is sure to explode on impact.
  

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• Champion VFNT: This is a large, more meaty like tomato. Why you might ask? Cuz I’m pretty sure it be hilarious to scream “BEEFSTEAK!”, watch someone turn around, and smash it to em.
• Golden Boy: It’s medium sized, and it’s yellow. Who brings a yellow tomato to La Tomatina? Me.
• Golden Gem: A smaller cherry tomato. Smaller means rapid fire. Good for those moments when someone may have just pulled the “BEEFSTEAK!” trick on me.
• Beefmaster VFN: Not as beefy as the Champion… odd. This one resists cracking. Good for long throws with accuracy.

Now that I’ve gone over my arsenal, I’ve got a secret weapons I’d like to share:

• The moldy tomato: This can been any type of tomato, as long as it is dressed in full coat of fuzz.
• Rotten egg infused tomato: Because it smells awful. Lolz
• Can of tomato sauce: Skip the middleman.

Duck.

David Goodlin

Online Marketing Coordinator